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Yeah, so, yeah.

Haven't written in a while for various reasons. There was that whole Mass Effect 2 thing that happened. And working. Oh, and I ate a bunch of meals of food. At some point I got into Chuck somehow. I showered (sometimes). So, I was busy. But here I am again.

Hopefully I can keep this up for a while. That's something I've never had to say before. (Just ask your mom.)

Anyway, if Lucy Lawless talking about genital prosthetics couldn't get me to break my silence, what the fuck could, right?

Lucy Lawless
That new Spartacus show -- have you watched it? I haven't but I plan on it at some point. That's for sure. There's a ton of nudity and graphic sex. Plus crazy action sequences. And also, as Lucy Lawless points out, merkins. Nice.

Bad movies FTW
This movie trailer or collection of scenes or whatever the hell this is really needs to be shared. Same with this one. Enjoy.

This
Really, the title to this film says it all. Not just about the film but about everything.

And finally…
Dungeons & Dragons has sort of had a little credibility Renaissance. I guess all things geek have, right? But D&D is starting to get this whole new sexiness added to it -- like a +1 to its charisma. Is it cuz hot(tish) women are saying that they starting to like it? Maybe. It started with the awesome Dungeon Majesty and soars to its explosive apex like a Melf's Minute Meteors spell (yeah, I went there) with I Hit it with My Axe, a reality web show where porn stars play D&D. Now, notice how that didn't say: "A reality web show where porn stars play D&D that exists solely in the part of my brain that initiates masturbation protocols." It's a real thing, son.

I'm back, baby...

Yeah, so, yeah... I guess I'm going to do this again. A blog. That just happened. Anyway, HWA (now HWMA) is back in a non-official, totally civilian kind of way. I get paid to do other stuff at work so this is all about the love now. I don't care about PVs or UVs or whatevs anymore, so it's back to obscure post titles and shit like that. It's back to where I came from which, of course, is from the streets.

Riiiight, so, hopefully y'all will check back when you can to see if I've managed to keep this going unlike my promise not to wake up awesome anymore.

(And, yes, it's not called Hot. Wet. Action. anymore cuz I don't want to get sued by Canwest... I hear they need all the money they can get these days...)